Dust off your boots and hide your poultry, folks! The premier episode of The Varmint Vamoosers is officially live, and things are getting incredibly messy out on the frontier.

When Braxton Hicks (our self-appointed Chief Executive Exterminator) and his cousin Dingus (Lead Field Technician, Bait, and Sandwich Enthusiast) launch their brand-new, highly questionable pest control enterprise, they think they're ready for anything. They ain't!

Are we truly alone? Or is the government just better at hiding the paperwork? In this episode of Witless Wanderers, we follow Fred and Rodney, the world’s most enthusiastic, albeit directionally challenged, historical investigators, as they attempt to infiltrate the most classified facility on Earth: Area 51. Armed with lukewarm soda, high-grade tin foil, and a complete disregard for the concept of "restricted access," our heroes embark on a quest to expose the truth.

Fred and Rodney are back—and this time, South Dakota doesn’t stand a chance. Join our intrepid pair as they take a journey full of laughter, questionable facts, genuine wonder, and the kind of heartfelt friendship that can only be forged while arguing about the historical significance of a pinecone. Buckle up! History has never been this delightfully off‑kilter.

Tag along with Fred and Rodney as they bumble their way through the City by the Bay! Whether they’re gawking at the majestic Golden Gate Bridge or dodging the notoriously bold seagulls of Fisherman’s Wharf, the Witless Wanderers promise a wild ride. Who knows? Maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two (no guarantees, though). Adventure, laughs, and questionable facts await!